If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.
Hi, my name is Shaun Bender, you can follow me on Twitter: @welles
You can usually find me at a tech conference, just look for the Twitter flag on the badge.
I try to visit 10 or more conferences a year. Always good to know what’s going on. Also, I play around with Wi-Fi, and sometimes Voice over IP(mostly at night, mostly).